Eating Like a Bear Doesn’t Mean You Have to Go Like One

When nature calls, remember that only bears go in the woods

Bears have quite an appetite — especially before hibernation. And, the seasons have a lot to do with what they eat, how much they eat and how they find it. In fact, bears are omnivores, like most people, which means they eat both meat and plants.

And not only do real bears go number 2 in the woods, fictional bears do, too! You remember those sassy little guys who are always bragging about how clean their bums are? Well, the prices on our TP would knock the expensive, left-behind pieces off of little bear’s bum—for good.

But what about you? You’re not a bear—even when you eat like you’re about to go into hibernation—and that means your bathroom needs are a little more sophisticated than the average ursidae.

Yes, my friend. You have the glorious honor of walking on two legs and donning a crown each time you visit the royal throne, indoors. And you only deserve the best on your throne.

Ascending that majestic porcelain gives you time to ponder the important questions: the meaning of life, when and how the planet got started, where toilet paper goes when you flush, and the drastic measures people must take when they run out.

‘Cause you wouldn’t know. You’re not only royalty, you’re also smart. So smart that you know how to answer before nature even calls. You trust ReStockIt to deliver your favorite bathroom essentials before you run out. ‘Cause that’s just what royalty does. [Flush]

So is it time for you to start ordering your bathroom paper products through ReStockIt?

Well, does a bear poop in the woods?

(Yes. The answer is always yes.)

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