I love my job, I really do. It’s a great place to work, we all get along and have fun together, but when Monday rolls around, the last thing I want to do is get out of bed. Monday’s have a bad reputation, really. It’s no different than other days though, and even Wednesday can win a Murphy’s Law award occasionally. So today, I want to cheer Monday up a little, make it fun. Monday has feelings too, and probably feels left out, like that last kid that gets picked for the scratch baseball game. That’s never a fun feeling, not that I’m speaking from personal experience or anything…
Did you know…?
That on Monday’s, over 50% of employees are late for work
The average amount of time spent on complaining that its Monday is 12 whole minutes
Workers average only three and a half hours of producible work
Monday is the best day to buy a car (note to self)
The term “Blue Monday” actually comes from the fact that laundry was done on Mondays, and bluing was used (a precursor to bleach), so it became Blue Monday. And you thought it was because it depressed everyone.
And just think, you could have come to work on Monday and this is your cubicle: